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Bar none, Steve Pampuch is far and away the world's worst Rampage player ever. Every time he plays, he loses. Five year old children kick his butt and leave him crying like a little girl.
It has been recommended that Steve try other games that are more his speed. Maybe something like Pokemon, Power Puff Girls or Dance Dance Revolution.
No one is sure what made Steve become so terrible at Rampage. Conventional wisdom suggests it goes back to when he first befriended the mop (or "Moppy," as Steve calls it). Steve began spending all his time with Moppy. Playing with Moppy, sleeping with Moppy, and sadly, eventually posing for pictures with Moppy. Fortunately a picture was found with him and Moppy that we could post on the internet without risking indecency charges!
Click here to download a hi-rez photo of Steve, the world's worst Rampage player, and his friend Moppy!Recently Steve has been moderating an arguement over whether SEO Friendly URLs suck or not.
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